What do blow jobs have in common with Lobster Themidor?
We don't get Lobster Thermidor at home much either.
If you don't get blow jobs much at home, as this well-known joke hints, you're in luck, because most sex workers claim to love blow jobs, and in fact most quote the humble blow job as their particular specialty in their advertisements.
Anyone who has ever been with you will know that your skills are second to none. I can whole-heartedly attest to that! Thank you so much you gorgeous, hot, sensual, exciting goddess :)
ReplyDeleteWow. Thanks so much for your nice compliments. xxx
DeleteThis is great read, I love a good Blow Job as much as the next guy, But I have not had the pleasure of enjoying one of yours. I do have to disagree with your comment " It is easy to give a good blow job, and hard to give a bad one," I would say that you yourself must give a superior blow job if you don't have problems with clients, but there are most defiantly Working Girls out there who suck at it (excuse that pun) I have been with a few WG's that just can't seem to get to keep me hard while doing it, and only a few that have managed to please me completely with a great Blow Job, in fact one girl was so bad at it I had to ask her to stop and she used her hand instead. I'm in my Forties and could count the number of women who in my opinion give exceptional blow jobs on one hand. Failed (so bad i had to ask for them to stop) completely on two hands and the many average ones (and by this i mean they are good but do not compare to the exceptional ones) would be a lot.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy oral both giving and receiving it (ok i cant lie here I love to give it) and have been told I am rather good at it, and yes I know that you might say that a WG is always going to tell you that your good even when your not but I like to think the proof is in the pudding and I like to think that when a woman starts to buck uncontrollably starts garbing your head and has a dazed look of OMG on her face right before you have a very wet gush all over your face that she has just had a very good time.... :)
What in my eyes would constitute a great blow job, one where a woman know the signals your giving, knowing how far she can take you before you explode and having the ability to hold you at that point and teasing you with a devilish playful mood and finally crossing that point.
I'm sad to hear that you did not get satisfaction from the almighty BJs you experienced. However at least the difference helped you truly appreciate when you got to enjoy the ones that still linger in your memory. I hope you have many more of those. X
DeleteThanks, John. We had fun xxx
ReplyDeleteTruly a goddess at your craft. Eagerly awaiting our next meeting
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